Miscellaneous Collections

How many male chauvinistic pigs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, let the bitch cook in the dark....
How many male chauvinistic pigs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They have the girls do it....
How many managers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to get the bulb and two to get the phone number to dial one of their subordinates to actually change it....
How many managing editors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
You were supposed to have changed that light bulb last week!...
How many manic-depressives -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but they keep changing it back and forth between the new and old bulbs....
How many Maoists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One to screw in the bulb and a thousand to chant "Fight Darkness!...
How many marginals -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: One to screw it in real good, and one to call the proctologist....
How many marketing directors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
It isn't too late to make this neon instead, is it?...
How many Martians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One and a half. (Is this a science-fiction in-joke?)...
How many Marxists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....

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