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  One hundred. One to screw it in and 99 to say, "Oh, I can do that....
• How many drunk Irishmen -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  100. One to hold the light bulb, and 99 to drink until the room starts to spin....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  100. One to change it, and 99 to wring their hands and agonize about how oppressed the socket is....
• How many Stanford researchers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to hold the ladder, one to turn the bulb, and one to bill the government for the house....
• How many Irishmen -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  1001. One to hold the light bulb, and a thousand to push the house round....
• How many strong <ethnics> -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  115. One to hold the bulb and 114 to rotate the house....
• How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the ladder.......
• How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• How many publishers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to screw it in. Two to hold down the author....