Miscellaneous Collections

How many liberals -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two-one to do it and the other to keep the first one's knee from jerking....
How many libertarians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None - the market will take care of it....
How many libertarians -- does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three - one to do it and two to argue whether it's principled to change it....
How many libertarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because somebody might come into the room who likes to sit in the dark....
How many libertarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, if he wants to sit in the dark, it's his business....
How many librarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I don't know, but I can look it up for you....
How many Libras -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Er, two. Or maybe one. No - on second thoughts, make that two. Is that okay with you?...
How many Libras -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Well gee, I don't know really. I guess it depends on the bulb and where it burned out....
How many Libras -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Why change the bulb? Isn't it more romantic in the dark?...
How many light bulb jokes -- does it take to change a light bulb joke?
Hmmmm - the probability that a given light bulb joke will be submitted to the net in any given week is ....

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