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How many Lisp programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
(((H)mmm,) (I'm ((not) sure, better))) (find (out))......
How many Lisp programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Hmmm, I'm not sure, better find out.... Hmmm, I'm not sure, better find out....
How many Liverpool supporters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
96. One to change it and 95 to get killed in the crush when the whole city turns up to watch....
How many loggers -- does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he uses a chainsaw.
How many loggers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
They can't do it, the light will disturb the spotted owls....
How many London taxi drivers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
(Cue typical indignant Saaaaf London accent) What?...
How many LP player users -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the old bulb keeps getting stuck... getting stuck... getting stuck......
How many Lutherans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Thirteen, one to change the bulb, and a committee of twelve to talk about how they miss the old one....
How many Macintosh engineers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None - it has to be done by a local authorized dealer....
How many Mac owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Did you try rebooting with extensions off?...

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