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• How many college students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  I dunno, I forgot my calculator at home....
• How many Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five. One to screw it in and four to write the environmental impact statement....
• How many retarded Italian gardeners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but don't expect results....
• How many Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  250,000,000, one to change it and 249,999,999 to debate whether it it was politically correct....
• How many Native Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they have council fires instead....
• How many ice skaters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to screw in the bulb, one to hire a hitman to club the other skater on the knee....
• How many municipal employees -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Seven - two to administer the Civil Service examination for the Light Bulb Administrator position, the Commissioner of Public Works, who ends up hiring his brother for the position anyway, one to plow the mayor's driveway, a Summer Youth student to actually screw it in, and a Union steward to protest that its the electrician's job to screw in light bulbs....
• How many Dylan fans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind....
• How many real men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark....