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  Six. One to screw it in, one for support, and four to share the experience....
• How many Mac owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to ask the socket to eject the old bulb, and one to insert the new one....
• How many Mahayana Buddhists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• How many frat guys -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five: One to hold the bulb, and four to guzzle beer until the room spins....
• How many Mormons -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Six, one to screw it in and the other five to serve refreshments....
• How many Apple employees -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Seven. One to screw it in and six to design the tee-shirts....
• How many LA cops -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Six-one to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters....
• How many Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five. One to screw it in and four to write the environmental impact statement....
• How many Roman Catholics -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two - one to screw it in, and another to repent....