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How many Klingons -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to screw in the bulb and another to shoot him and take the credit....
How many knock-knock jokes -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who's there?
How many Ku Klux Klansmen -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One hundred-one to do it and the others to stand around solemnly and watch the old bulb burn....
How many laboratory heads (senior researchers, etc.
) -- does it take to change a light bulb? Five...
How many Labour Party members -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They haven't got a policy on that....
How many Lacanians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three-one to do it, one to desire it, and the ignorant Other....
How many LA cops -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Six-one to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters....
How many law professors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant....
How many law students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it and announce "Huh ! When I'm around the rulebook gets defenestrated !...
How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Fifty four....

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