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How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford?
How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
It only takes one to change your bulb to his bulb....
How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Lawyers don't change bulbs. Now if you're looking for someone to really screw a bulb......
How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, he'll have the paralegal do it. But, you'll get the following bill...
How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb? None, lawyers only screw us.
How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and 2 to keep interrupting by standing up and shouting "Objection !...
How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to climb the ladder, one to shake the ladder, and one to sue the ladder company....
How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three....
How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb....
How many lead singers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Get the drummer to do it....

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