Miscellaneous Collections

How many Leos -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agents get a Virgo in to do it for them while they're out....
How many Leos -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light....
How many lesbians -- does it take to change a light bulb? Sixty-nine.
How many lesbians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man....
How many lesbians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to do it and one to make a video documentary about it....
How many lesbians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in real good and one to call the gynaecologist....
How many lexicographers -- does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change it and one to protest that he should have changed it to "light bulb"....
How many Liberal Democrats -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "Well it's not really a question of should we change it or should we not change the light bulb, but more a question of....
How many liberals -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None: They can't remove the old ones since they are already part of the environment....
How many liberals -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One liberal and twenty eight delegates representing all the social, economic, and ethnic communities....

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