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How many light bulbs -- does it take to change a dyslexic? one. It isN't oo easy.
How many light bulbs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One, if it knows its own Goedel number. (Could somebody please explain this one to me !...
How many light bulbs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One, if it knows its own Goedel number. Note...
How many light bulbs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the new one and the old one. (hahahahah ???)...
How many light bulbs -- does it take to change a Soviet emigre? One, if you aim well.
How many light bulbs -- does it take to fix an atheist?
It doesn't matter. They wouldn't glow anyway. Note...
How many lightbulbs -- does it take to screw in a blonde?
How many light bulbs -- does it take to screw Netscape?
Four....
How many lighting designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? That's not my job.
How many Limbaugh-heads -- does it take to change a light bulb?
The number is irrelevant; they just stand around muttering "ditto"....

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