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• How many Oregonians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Nine. One to change the bulb, and eight to protest the nuclear power plant that generates the electricity that powers it....
• How many thought police -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. There never was any light bulb....
• How many art directors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Does it have to be a light bulb?...
• How many Mahayana Buddhists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• How many Dartmouth students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, Hanover doesn't have electricity....
• How many bassists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  It doesn't matter. Nobody will notice anyway....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs!...
• How many deconstructionists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  You have to examine the nature of the question....
• How many editors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but first they have to rewire the entire building....