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• How many Necrophiliacs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one. Oh, excuse me, could you please test the socket with your finger while I go get a new bulb?...
• How many Mac owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to ask the socket to eject the old bulb, and one to insert the new one....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  100. One to change it, and 99 to wring their hands and agonize about how oppressed the socket is....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Seven. One to change the light bulb, three to protest the offense committed by the light bulb in regards to the socket, two to secretly wish they were the socket, and one to secretly wish she was the light bulb....
• How many TV comedians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me....
• How many games machine programmers -- does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
  One, but he needs the seal of approval from Nintendo before he can put his light-bulb in their socket....
• How many IBM programmers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  33. One to change the lightbulb and the other 32 to write 14 volumes of documentation of which half consists of pages containing only "This page left intentionally blank" and the other half definitions such as " 'bulb' can be defined as a glass and metal object with certain electrical properties (see volume IX, "The Electrical Properties Of A Bulb Used For Illumination") designed to mate with a housing integral to the ceiling referred to as a "socket" (see volume VII, "Bayonet Cap Sockets" and volume VIII, "Edison Screw Socke...
• How many bassists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. The keyboardist does it with his left hand....
• How many homophobes -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  First, they can't be sure the socket's feminine, and second, they'd really rather the bulbs stayed in the closet where they belong....