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  None - they get screwed - they don't usually do the screwing....
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  None. It's not the light bulb that needs changing....
• How many Ayatollahs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. There were no lights in the thirteenth century....
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  None. There never was any light bulb....
• How many survivors of a nuclear war -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....
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  None, they only screw in Cortina...
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  None. Frat boys screw in puddles of vomit....
• How many Sun readers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, but one is enough to screw up the joke....
• How many Republicans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they only screw the poo...