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• How many auto mechanics -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs....
• How many Soviet emigres -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to force the bulb in with a hammer, one to steal more bulbs, one to ask NYANA for a bigger hammer....
• How many tourists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions....
• How many sorority girls -- does it take to change a light bulb.
  7, one to change it and six to go out and buy Tab (or diet Coke)....
• How many Columbia students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Seventy-six, one to change the light bulb, fifty to protest the light bulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest....
• How many husbands -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  We'll know as soon as one gets off the couch and does it....
• How many light bulbs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, the new one and the old one. (hahahahah ???)...
• How many Arians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)...
• How many jugglers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but it takes at least three light bulbs....