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• How many roadies/sound men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "I don't do lights. That's the light crew's job....
• How many Marxists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....
• How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  None. The light bulb keeps blowing up....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The bulb will change itself when it is ready....
• How many Ayatollahs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. There were no lights in the thirteenth century....
• How many hookers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. "Who needs lights?
• How many Unix hacks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but first he has to determine the correct path....
• How many Borg -- does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just assimilate the bulb.