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• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, we contract out for things like that....
• How many pessimists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Why bother? It's just going to burn out anyway....
• How many Perot supporters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they all just quit and go home!...
• How many Nitpicks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They just let someone else change it, then they point out all the mistakes the bulb-changer made!...
• How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of the way....
• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None. The Universe spines the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of the way....
• How many holocaust revisionists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they just deny the bulb ever went out in the first place....
• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of the way....