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• How many Chinese Red Guards -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  10,000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution....
• How many Klingons -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, one to screw in the bulb and another to shoot him and take the credit....
• How many Mahayana Buddhists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• How many Germans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in....
• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to screw in the bulb, and one to patch it into the Korg....
• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and one to screw it up....
• How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the ladder.......
• How many New Yorkers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  21 - one to change it and 20 to watch it happen without trying to stop it....