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• How many pessimists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Why bother? It's just going to burn out anyway....
• How many system administrators -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they just deny everyone access to the area served by the light bulb in question....
• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None: "I've got a candle that looks just like it....
• How many accountants -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None-just assume it's changed....
• How many Microsoft engineers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They just define darkness as an industry standard....
• How many rocket scientist -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None they just tell Marcus to do it....
• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, we contract out for things like that....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. It's not the light bulb that needs changing....
• How many thought police -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. There never was any light bulb....