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  Only one, but if you wait until next month, Yamaha will have a new model bulb out which is much better....
• How many rec.humor readers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  100-one to announce that it burned out, 10 to agree, 20 to come running in with new light bulbs and screw them in, 9 to screw them in and leave the old bulb in, 10 to ask for a videotape of the screwing, another one to come in a few minutes later and notice the bulb went out again and start the whole process all over again....
• How many Serbs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in....
• How many Buffalonians -- does it take to screw a in a light bulb?
  Two-one to get the new bulb out of the snowbank, and one to screw it in....
• How many women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three: one to take out the old one, one to sweep up the broken glass and another to phone her boyfriend to put the new one in....
• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "Oh, just one. But this bulb won't do. You want to use a 3-way bulb, but if you can afford it, I hear that next month GE will be coming out ....
• How many light bulbs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, the new one and the old one. (hahahahah ???)...
• How many Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five. One to screw it in and four to write the environmental impact statement....
• How many Mac owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Just one, but the new light bulbs aren't compatible with the old sockets, so he has to buy a complete upgrade or a new light....