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How many editors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but first they have to rewire the entire building....
How many editors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to change the bulb and one to issue a rejection slip to the old bulb....
How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac -- does it take to replace a light bulb?
Many hands make light work. Note...
How many EEPers -- does it take to replace a light bulb?
How many efficiency experts -- does it take to replace a light bulb?
None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs....
How many egotists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One. He holds onto the light bulb, and waits for the world to revolve around him....
How many Einsteins -- does it take to change a light bulb?
That depends on the speed of the changer, and the mass of the bulb....
How many election canvassers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None....
How many electrical engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part....
How many elephants -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it has to stand on a trunk to do it....

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