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• How many freelance biotechnologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One; he designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one and screw itself in....
• How many nihilists -- does it take to change a light bulb? There is nothing to change.
• How many Borg -- does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.
• How many dull people -- does it take to change a light bulb? One.
• How many Prolog programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb? False.
• How many Russians -- does it take to change a light bulb? That's a military secret.
• How many surrealists -- does it take to change a light bulb? Fish.
• How many alchemists -- does it take to change a light bulb? Into what?
• How many fish -- does it take to change a light bulb? surrealist.