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  None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on....
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  Two-one to get murdered under the burnt-out bulb and the other to replace it after the ensuing publicity....
• How many Dead-Heads -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  10,001..... One to change the light bulb and 10,000 to follow the burnt-out one!!...
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  Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done....
• How many recovering addicts -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One to screw it in and one to sponsor him....
• How many gorillas -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!...