Related:

• Q: How many Martians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One and a half.
• How many anarchists -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb? All of them.
• How many Borg -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb? All of them.
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb? NONE! THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!
• Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: None: The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution....
• How many Bavarian Illuminati -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  Three: one to screw it in, and one to confuse the issue....
• How many NASA managers -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  "That's a known problem... don't worry about it....
• How many SysAdmins -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  None. They deny privileges to everyone with access to that room....