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• How many fatalists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Sod it, we're all gonna die anyway....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One. But if the bulb IS replaced, the job will go to a minority or woman contractor....
• How many Scousers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but 200 had to apply for the job....
• How many lighting designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? That's not my job.
• How many municipal employees -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Seven - two to administer the Civil Service examination for the Light Bulb Administrator position, the Commissioner of Public Works, who ends up hiring his brother for the position anyway, one to plow the mayor's driveway, a Summer Youth student to actually screw it in, and a Union steward to protest that its the electrician's job to screw in light bulbs....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five, four to try like men and fail miserably, one to find a female electrician, settle for a man and picket as he works....
• How many first-time computer users -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but it takes him three hours and two phone calls to the electrician before he realizes he forgot to turn the switch on....
• How many Princeton students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs!...