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• How many poltergeists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to unscrew the old bulb and drop it on the floor, one to put the new bulb in, and one to move a few more things about just for good measure....
• How many soccer players -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  15 - One to put the bulb in, 10 to kiss him afterwards, and the other side's back four to all stand around and put their hands up....
• How many Greenpeace researchers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, one to put in the new one and one to recycle the old one....
• How many rec.humor readers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  565. 1 to put in a trick bulb (say, a flash bulb), 6 to flame the first, pointing out that this bulb is different from the old one, 29 to counter-flame, pointing out that the new bulb is deliberately different, and is parodying the old one, 7 to leave the room, citing the extreme density of the 6, 12 to demand that this commentary be redirected to the other room, 14 to ask that the bulb be changed again, since they missed seeing it the first time, and 496 (a bit excessive, but it's not my joke) to climb all over each other, trying to put the old bulb back in....
• How many Blue Peter presenters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One to make the new bulb out of an empty loo roll and sticky back plastic....
• How many light bulbs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, the new one and the old one. (hahahahah ???)...
• How many bikers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch....
• How many women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three: one to take out the old one, one to sweep up the broken glass and another to phone her boyfriend to put the new one in....
• How many Japanese industrialists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three - one to make sure the new bulb is not foreign, one to change the bulb, and one to look into the export potential of the old bulb....