-- How many
auto mechanics
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to screw in all the bulbs he has until he finds one
that fits, and the other to tell you he thinks he'll have to
replace the whole socket.
auto mechanics
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to screw in all the bulbs he has until he finds one
that fits, and the other to tell you he thinks he'll have to
replace the whole socket.
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