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• How many sex therapists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two - one to screw it in and one to tell him he's screwing it in the wrong way....
• How many procrastinators -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One - but he has to wait until the light is better....
• How many doctors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in....
• How many recovering addicts -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, as long as he admits he's powerless over light bulbs....
• How many auto mechanics -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs....
• How many games machine programmers -- does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
  One, but he needs the seal of approval from Nintendo before he can put his light-bulb in their socket....
• How many movie directors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last light bulb was much better....
• How many Mac owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Just one, but the new light bulbs aren't compatible with the old sockets, so he has to buy a complete upgrade or a new light....
• How many Oliver Norths -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Hell, how can he? He sold all the light bulbs to Iran....