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• How many philosophers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to stand around arguing over whether or not the light bulb exists....
• How many guitarists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Five. One to change it, and four to stand around going "Huh ! I could've done that !...
• How many Australians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  16. One to change the bulb and fifteen to stand around and say "Good on yer, mate!...
• How many pre-med students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One hundred; one to change the light bulb, the other ninety-nine to stand around wondering why they weren't chosen....
• How many folklorists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Ten. One to change it and nine to document it....
• How many laboratory heads (senior researchers, etc.
  ) -- does it take to change a light bulb? Five; one to change the light bulb, the other four to stand around arguing whether he/she is taking the right approach....
• How many waitresses -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. Two to stand around bitching about it and one to go get the manager....
• How many Brown students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Eleven, one to change the light bulb and ten to share the experience....
• How many real women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: A real woman would have plenty of real men around to do it, and one of them can change the bulb while he's at it....