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• How many sax players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Sixty. One to change the bulb and fifty-nine to talk about how much better Michael Brecker would have done it....
• How many flute players -- does it to take to change a light bulb?
  5, one to change the bulb, one to pull the ladder out from under her, and three to bitch about how much better they would have done it....
• How many bluegrass musicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three, one to do it and two to argue about whether that was the way Bill Monroe would have done it....
• How many drummers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  10. One to change the light bulb and the other 9 to discuss how John Bonham (or Steve Gadd) would have done it !...
• How many French horn players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but he'll spend two hours checking the bulb for alignment and leaks....
• How many guitarists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  5, one to do it and 4 to say that they liked it but would have done it a bit differently....
• How many bluegrass musicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two - one to screw it in and one to complain that it is electrified....
• How many [trying to think of it] -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  ????. One to change it, ???? to ????, and one to complain that even after all these technical advances, a light bulb still only lasts 1000 hours....
• How many tight gits -- does it take to change a light bulb ?
  Two. One to change it, and one to complain that even after all these technical advances, a light bulb still only lasts 1000 hours....