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  Six. One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs....
• How many Soviet emigres -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to force the bulb in with a hammer, one to steal more bulbs, one to ask NYANA for a bigger hammer....
• How many auto mechanics -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, one to screw in all the bulbs he has until he finds one that fits, and the other to tell you he thinks he'll have to replace the whole socket....
• How many tourists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions....
• How many sorority girls -- does it take to change a light bulb.
  7, one to change it and six to go out and buy Tab (or diet Coke)....
• How many Columbia students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Seventy-six, one to change the light bulb, fifty to protest the light bulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest....
• How many light bulbs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, the new one and the old one. (hahahahah ???)...
• How many Soviet emigres -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, and a lot of light bulbs....
• How many Arians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)...