Miscellaneous Collections

How many British trades unionists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They cannot interfere with the light bulb's inalienable right to withdraw its labour....
How many Brown students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Eleven, one to change the light bulb and ten to share the experience....
How many Buffalonians -- does it take to screw a in a light bulb?
Two-one to get the new bulb out of the snowbank, and one to screw it in....
How many builders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but I'll 'ave to take out yer rafters and 'ave a go at yer damp an'all missus....
How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to change the light bulb and the other four to fill out the Environmental Impact Statement....
How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one. But she gets promoted three times before she finally finishes screwing it up....
How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, we contract out for things like that....
How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet....

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