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How did you like command. Comfortable chair. And you wore it well.
-- Riker, Worf, and K'Ehleyr, "The Emissary", stardate 42901.3...
How dieth the wise man? As the fool.
How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. -- Petrarch
How do blonde brain cells die? Alone.
How DO boneless chickens walk?
How do DEC repairmen change a flat tire? They replace each tire until they find the flat one.
How does a blonde kill a bird? She throws it off of a cliff
How does a blonde screw in a light bulb? With lubricant.
(But how does she get into the light bulb?)...
How does a guy grow a goat cheese? -- Stephanie Cinocco, 24 March 93
How does a hacker fix a function which doesn't work for all of the elements in its domain?
He changes the domain....

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