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How do humans manage to exist in these fragile cases?
How do I combat an enemy who fails to register on any scanner, until they're literally standing in front of you, pointing a phaser at your head?
-- Alexana Devos, "The High Ground", stardate 4351...
How do I despise thee? Let me count the ways. 1,2,3,4,5,....,12567343,12567344,...
How do I explain to clients that society believes buying a rock (of cocaine) is three or four times as bad as raping a woman?
-- Robert Jakovitch, Broward [FL] Assistant Public Defender [from A...
How do I get HOME? -- Zippy the Pinhead
How do I get my words to RIME ?
How do I love thee? My accumulator overflows.
How Do I Love Thee When You're Always Picking Your Nose?
' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Arnold, age 10...
How do I set my Laser Printer to "Stun"?
How do I set my phaser to "tickle?

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