Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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How do those guys pee with their pants on backwards?
How doth the little crocodile Improve his shining tail, And pour the waters of the Nile On every golden scale!
How cheerfully he seems to grin, How neatly spreads his claws, And welcomes li...
How doth the VAX's C-compiler Improve its object code.
And even as we speak does it Increase the system load....
How do vampires say "V" without shredding their lips?
How do we come to think of things, rather than of processes in this absolute flux?
By shutting our eyes to the successive events....
How do ya spell CAT?
How do you accomplish anything at all when the city treasury is so bare that the addition of one coin will double its contents?
How do you attach a tag line so it'll stay?
How do you bare it, this loneliness?
How do you break a Clinton supporter's finger? Punch him in the nose.

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