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How do you change a blonde's mind? Buy her another beer.
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin.
How do you convert a circuit to a calculus microchip? INTEGRATE!!!
How do you cure a woman of Nymphomania? Marry her!
How do you determine the sex of a computer?
How do you do your squid?" "Fine. How do _you_ do, sir?" -- Molly Dodd
How do you explain school to a higher intelligence? -- Elliot, "E.T.
How do you explain Wayne Newton's POWER over millions?
It's th' MOUSTACHE... Have you ever noticed th' way it radiates SINCERITY, HONESTY & WARMTH?...
How do you feel about wasting other people's time?
How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. -- Groucho Marx, 1890-1977
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