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How does one distinguish these two statements from each other?
'I don't make the laws, I just enforce them.' 'I vus only followink orders.'...
How does one expect the unexpected?
How does one go about making an ordinary lemon drop?
The best technique seems to be to shake the tree....
How does Ozzy Osbourne change a light bulb? First he bites off the old one.
How does Ramen blow up? -- Curt George Siffert, 29 Dec 92
How does stimulation of the olfactory nerves affect the enjoyment of sex?
-- Data, "Angel One", stardate 41636.9...
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
How does the poet speak to men with power, but by being still more a man than they?
-- Thomas Carlyle (1795-1881) -- Burns, Edinburgh Review, 1828...
How does this sound..? `Stop, or I'll stand very, very still for a surprisingly long time!
'" -- the Secret Origin of Legion of Substitute Heroe...
How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide.

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