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• The tire is only flat on the bottom. -- John L. Shelto
• You will have a flat tire before the end of the month.
• field circus n. [a derogatory pun on `field service'] The field service organization of any hardware manufacturer, but originally DEC.
  There is an entire genre of jokes about field circus enginee...
• If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
  -- Cannon's Comme...
• If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
  Cannon's Law...
• Flat tire on station wagon with tapes. ("Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurling down the highway" Andrew S.
  Tannenbaum)...
• The gas-station attendant looks at the car and says, "You got a flat tire.
  I said, "No, the other three just swelled up." -- Bill Engval...
• Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat ?
  A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires....