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How do you leave a message on this thing? I can't understand the instructions.
Hello. Testing 1 2 3. I wonder what happens if I touch this....
How do you like the new America? We've cut the fat out of the government, and more recently the heart and brain (the backbone was gone some time ago).
All we seem to have left now is muscle. We'll...
How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?
How do you make a dog meow? Freeze it, grab a bandsaw, and MEEEEOW...
How do you make a quick skeleton? Put a leper in a wind tunnel.
How do you make Windows faster? Throw it harder.
How do you plant seedless grapes?!
How do you pronounce my name? With reverence.
How do you put 500 bugs in a matchbox? Ask Ashton-Tate.
How do you slow down a lead guitarist? Sheet music..

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