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• How many art directors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Does it have to be a light bulb?...
• How many flies -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two--but how did they get in there?...
• How many Mahayana Buddhists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• How many sales directors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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• How many Buffalonians -- does it take to screw a in a light bulb?
  Two-one to get the new bulb out of the snowbank, and one to screw it in....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs!...
• How many elephants -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, but it has to be a pretty big light bulb!...
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. It's not the light bulb that needs changing....