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• Sometimes when it's quiet, you can hear the brain cells die. -- SLR
• What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!
• How do you change a blonde's mind? Buy her another beer.
• Q: What's the Blonde's cheer? A: I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.
  L.O.N... ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea....
• She is blonde, tall, beautiful, and as a Z80 for a brain.
• His family's got more mills than...than you've got brain cells,sir.
  How many mills? Seven, sir. -- Edmund and George : Amy and Amiability...
• cerebral atrophy, n: The phenomena which occurs as brain cells become weak and sick, and impair the brain's performance.
  An abundance of these "bad" cells can cause symptoms related to senility, apathy, depression, and overall poor academic performance....
• Q: What does a blonde do first theing in the morning?
  A: She goes home. Q: Why does blonde have fur on the hem of her dress?...
• Sure, drinking kills brain cells, but only the weak ones.