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• How many chickens -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two-one to do it and one to cross the road....
• Chickens are how eggs make more eggs.
• Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. -- Aesop
• IMPOTENT ACTOR -- a boneless ham.
• How many chickens -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They're all far too busy crossing the road....
• How many chickens -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Just one, and she'll screw it in as soon as she decides it isn't going to hatch....
• Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place.
  We asked how they prepare their chickens. The answer was, 'We just tell them they're going to die....
• The other day I saw two dogs walk over to a parking meter.
  One of them says to the other, "How do you like that. Pay toilets!" -- Dave Sta...
• Rotisserie: A Ferris wheel for chickens.