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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
How do you kill a fag? A put a mole in his hamster cage.
HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M A NEW USER?
How do you know it's summer in Seattle? The rain's warmer.
How do you know that electrons are political? Because you can never determine their exact position.
How do you know when a JAP had an orgasm? She drops her nail file.
How do you know when love is gone ? If you said that you would be there at seven and you get there by nine, and he or she has not called the police yet, - it's gone.
-- Marlene Dietrich...
How do you know you are not immortal untill you die.
How do you know your elephant had her period? There's a nickel on your dresser and your mattress is missing.
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