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• How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
• How long does it take a C programmer to screw in a light bulb?
  24 hours - 3 minutes to put in the bulb, the rest of the time to compile all the libraries....
• Does anyone have a knife?" -- Great Quotes of Yule '93
• I'd like to ram a hunk of fried goat cheese straight up his ass.
  -- A wonderful line from MYSTIC PIZZA...
• How many gay men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it and one to grow a droopy moustache....
• Sex is the ersatz or substitute religion of the 20th Century.
  -- Malcom Muggeridge (1903- ) N.Y. Times Magazine 24 March 1968...
• You may be redneck... if you know how to milk a goat.
• Just exactly how much 'Whiz' is in Cheese Whiz?
• How many African Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four hundred to march on the power company and threaten to burn it down if they don't hire some African Americans to do it....