Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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How does an engineer change a light bulb? As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn't !
How does a program become incredibly bloated? One feature at a time! -- Fred Brook
How does a project get to be a year late? ... One day at a time.
-- Frederick Brooks, Jr., The Mythical Man Month...
How does Dr. Ruth actually know when she is getting an obscene phone call?
How does getting up at 4AM resemble a pig's tail? It's "twirly"!
How does it feel to be a tap dancer in the canoe of life?
How does it feel? To be on your own With no direction home Like a complete unknown?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog!
How does one conduct great enterprises in a city where people trail oxen with a broom and pan in hopes of getting a free surprise?

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