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How do you feel?" "Like a military academy; bits of me keep on passing out.
-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
How do you find an isomorphism? You just f it. See?
Graph theory is a lot of fun." -- I. Goulden Combinatorics and Optimization 230...
How do you get 1000 babies into a Volkswagen? A Pitch Fork.
How do you get all those coins?" "IN PAIRS.
How do you get a manic-depressive out of a tree? Cut the rope.
How do you get cat hair out of a hard drive?
How do you get Schrodinger's Cat _into_ the box?
How do you give Rush Limbaugh an enema? There's no end to the a$$hole!
How do you go from where you are to where you want to be?
I think you have to have an enthusiasm for life. You have to have a dream, a goal, and you have to be willing to work for it....
How do you keep a fool in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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