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How did I get along WITHOUT DESQview?
How did I get round from eating square meals?
How did the great rivers and seas gain dominion over the hundred lesser streams?
By being lower than they. -- Lao Tzu...
How did the North win the Civil War? The South kept throwing sticks of dynamite, but the Yankees kept lighting it and throwing it back.
How did the poet Mayakovsky die?" "Suicide." "What were his last words?
"'Don't shoot, comrades!'...
How did they die? They died well. -- K'Nera and Worf, "Heart of Glory", stardate 41503.7
How did they get O.J. to confess? They squeezed it out of him.
How did this ugly woman get in my bed?
How did you find the weather when you were on vacation?" "Just went outside and there it was.
How did you get here? Wiggle off the hook?
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