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I thought YOU silenced the guard!
I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own.
One of them said, "So will you." -- Rodney Dangerfield...
I took a course in speed reading, learning to read straight down the middle of the page, and I was able to go through "War and Peace" in twenty minutes.
It's about Russia. -- Woody Alle...
I treasure this strange combination found in very few perso
a fierce desire for life as well as a lucid perception of the ultimate futility of the quest....
I truly wish I could be a great surgeon or philosopher or author or anything constructive, but in all honesty I'd rather turn up my amplifier full blast and drown myself in the noise.
-- Charles Sch...
I trust the first lion he meets will do his duty. -- J.P. Morgan on Teddy Roosevelt's safari
I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. -- Bill Veeck
I try to keep an open mind, but not so open that my brains fall out. -- Judge Harold T. Stone
I turned my air conditioner the other way around, and it got cold out.
The weatherman said "I don't understand it. I was supposed to be 80 degrees today," and I said "Oops....
I understand why you're confused. You're thinking too much. -- Carole Wallach.

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