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I Understand Why You're Confused. You're Thinking Too Much. -- Carole Wallach.
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I understand why you're confused. You're thinking too much.
-- Carole Wallach.
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I say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
-- Calvin and Hobbe...