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I use not only all the brains I have, but all those I can borrow as well. -- Woodrow Wilso
I use technology in order to hate it more properly. -- Nam June Paik
I used to be a rebel in my youth. This cause... that cause.
.. (chuckle) I backed 'em ALL! But I learned. Rebellion is simply a device used by the immature to hide from his own problems....
I used to be disgusted, now I find I'm just amused. -- Elvis Costello
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. -- Mae We
I used to get high on life but lately I've built up a resistance.
I used to have a drinking problem. Now I love the stuff.
I used to live in a house by the freeway. When I went anywhere, I had to be going 65 MPH by the end of my driveway.
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights. Now it looks like I'm the...
I used to think I was a child; now I think I am an adult -- not because I no longer do childish things, but because those I call adults are no more mature than I am.

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