Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I want to kill everyone here with a cute colorful Hydrogen Bomb!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I want to marry a girl just like the girl that married dear old dad. -- Freud
I want to reach your mind -- where is it currently located?
I was appalled by this story of the destruction of a member of a valued endangered species.
I was at this restaurant. The sign said "Breakfast Anytime.
So I ordered French Toast in the Rennaissance. -- Steven Wrigh...
I was born in a barrel of butcher knives Trouble I love and peace I despise Wild horses kicked me in my side Then a rattlesnake bit me and he walked off and died.
-- Bo Diddley...
I was eatin' some chop suey, With a lady in St. Louie, When there sudden comes a knockin' at the door.
And that knocker, he says, "Honey, Roll this rocker out some money, Or your daddy shoots a baddie...
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know. -- Mark Twai
I was in a bar and I walked up to a beautiful woman and said, "Do you live around here often?
She said, "You're wearing two different-color socks....
I was in a beauty contest one. I not only came in last, I was hit in the mouth by Miss Congeniality.
-- Phyllis Dille...

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