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• I wish they all could be California girls.
• I tried to drown my problems, but they can swim.
• I wish I was a fishy, I wish I was a bass, I'd climb up all the rocks and trees and slide down on my hands and knees.
• I wish there was a knob on the TV where you could turn up the intelligence.
  They've got one called brightness, but it doesn't seem to work. -- Gallaghe...
• I wish TV had a knob so you could turn up the intelligence.
  The one marked Brightness doesn't seem to work....
• If I could kick my own butt, I would amaze myself!
• Sometimes I wish I could PKZIP my wife!
• Lisa: Bart's pain is funny, but mine isn't. That saxophone was my one creative outlet.
  It was the only way I could truly express myself....
• SMILEY :^D "Great! I like it!